Here’s a quick rundown with some info you’ll need over time as you read my blog.
Stalkers are something I’ve learned a lot about over the years., thus creating a foundation for several years of experimental (and subsequently successful) Stalker Dodging. To put it bluntly, I could write a book, teach a class, launch a Fashion for Fleeing clothing line, and head up a religion based on the art of effectively dodging a stalker.
That said, here is how I classify stalkers. You’ll need this info as time goes on.
Similar to sex offenders, my classifications are based on several factors that will be discussed openly at a later date. For now, here’s the overview.
1.Level One: Not a general public safety risk, but a definite stalker. May just be overexcited about you and not conscious of behaviors, or quickly catches and self-corrects their behavior. May be young or just has left a shitty relationship. You haven’t considered the Five Finger Punch of Death for them yet, but definitely wouldn’t meet in a dark alley at night either.
2.Level Two: Potentially a creepy stalker weirdo. Definitely has blurred lines of space, distance, and couth. Is all in your shit and annoys you, possibly texts/calls/drops in/shows up far more than they should. May refer to you as their boyfriend/girlfriend before you’ve even had a discussion on the matter (or when there’s not a fucking chance in hell of it actually happening).
3.Level Three: Most likely to re-offend. A bona fide fucking creepy stalker weirdo. Possibly could make a human skin suit in a basement and definitely has saved something personal of yours (used kleenex, garbage that’s actually a “souvenir”, etc). Stay the fuck away, keep your distance, Currently may be saying “I’d fuck me” into a mirror. PS, they’ve very likely masturbated to you. Ok, sorry, that was just mean.
I try to categorize all stalkers with these levels, mostly because it helps you narrow down to the smallest list of most likely to be effective Stalker Dodgin Moves.