there i was, just minding my own business (ok, not. i was in a minor dispute) and the phrase that pays flew from my “temporarily trucker” mouth:
“go eat a lifetime supply of dicks”
i don’t think it was nice. i do, however, think it was pricelessly funny and usable.
also new favorites:
Cuntess: A cunt, but one so high on the totem pole, she is royalty. (Thanks, @Superbetch).
Douche Lord: Again, a douche that is so phenomenally douchy, he is royalty of douches.
Mayor of Douchoria: The mayor of the land of douche bags. This guy makes great douche bag choices and mandates, and if douchebags voted for a representative, he’d be the chosen one.
Please enjoy and apply as needed in life.
xoxo,
J-Burgs
